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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)
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I’m so glad the sitcom joke happened because I can just draw life from the sitcom au of the show. John is literally a jealous boyfriend and his catchphrase is “were you flirting with Sherlock Holmes?” and Sherlock is brilliant but legitimately incredibly clumsy and every episode ends with John…

I’ve never written a sherlock fanfic in my life but this au is just too good to pass up.

[the Sherlock opening music plays but this is sitcom!lock so it’s just a poppy, overly enhanced electric baseline] 

[sitcom!Sherlock burst through the door, wearing only booty-shorts and suspenders]

[whistles from the audience] 

Sherlock: Another day, another gay club saved from Moriarty’s evil clutches.  

[Exasperated sitcom!John follows, wearing his old army uniform]

John: I understand your disguise, but why did I have to wear this?

Sherlock: As always you see but do not observe… just how good your ass looks in those trousers! 

[audience whoops and hollers]

John: [wraps arms around Sherlock] Not as good as your ass looked on that stage.  Where’d you learn those exotic dance moves? 

Sherlock: You know my methods, John.    

[audience members scream and faint as they go in for a kiss]

[Suddenly, Neighbor!Jim enters]    

Jim: Hello neighbors. [looks at the camera] Did you miss me?

[audience laughs] 

Sherlock: Ahhhh, Jim from next door.  How’ve you been? 

Jim: Oh, you know.  Just [looks at the camera again] stayin’ alive.

[audience laughs]

Jim: [stares at Sherlock’s outfit] Oh my, Sherlock!  You look hot enough to burn someone’s heart out. 

Sherlock: [laughs] Ohhh, you! 

John: [getting all jealous] Are you flirting with Sherlock Holmes?

Jim: [laughs] Of course not. [looks at the camera] I’m Moriarty 

John: What was that?

Sherlock: What did you say?

Jim: Um…Could I borrow some more uh ya tea? 

[Mrs. Hudson enters] 

Mrs. Hudson: Sherlock Holmes!  Have you been youtubing again?  

[everyone laughs as we fade to the commercial break]

Another day, another gay club saved from Moriarty’s evil clutches” is literally a line I thought of when I was typing this. You get it.

I AM HYPERVENTILATING

Dying.